Santa boycott's Christmas by giving everyone works of art.

Yes it's true - this Christmas Santa Claus has declared he will be experimenting with a new idea, the Network has learned this Christmas eve.

We have been informed by reliable sources that, as a secret art lover, Father Christmas will be delivering art works to all the children tomorrow. Instead of presents he is to send art works down our chimneys!

In a surreal twist, Santa's artworks are to be disguised as toys - a conceptual idea he has been working on whilst on holiday in Kenya this year. 

Outrage has already been caused by the news, with opposition parties demanding Santa rebuke his idea. Some have stated that Christmas is a serious business whilst art is not, and the conceptual idea makes a joke of it. We have learned that already several Christmases have been cancelled in retaliation.  

Santa Claus was not available to comment at the time, however a full statement is expected further in the day.